nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

thefandomhouse:

lesbians: a compilation

part 2/?

part 1 / part 3 / part 4

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

Me and my gf
Me: babe you know I don't like it when you smoke
Her: that me metaphor

scientistwithablog:

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like…

nixfrosting:

legitgiraffe:

koruga:

your-otp-just:

cyberninjagirl:

SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT DIRK GREW UP ALL ALONE

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AND IN HIS LAND THERE ARE BUILDINGS EVERYWHERE

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WHILE DAVE GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY

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AND IN HIS LAND, HIS APARTMENT IS THE ONLY BUILDING AROUND

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holy shit

fucK

Okay cool but what does it mean.

IT MEANS THAT DIRK WAS PHYSICALLY ALONE BUT STILL FELT SURROUNDED BY HIS FRIENDS AND DAVE WAS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE BUT STILL FELT ALONE

thanks satan